Best Travel Jokes for a Road Trip with kids

Punniest Travel Jokes for Kids to Keep Them Groaning

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Why gather a bunch of Punny Jokes?

When traveling with kids, it always helps to have a few punny jokes up your sleeve. My kids are always putting me on spot. They ask me for my best travel jokes for kids when we are on our Canadian road trips, planes, or even just at the grocery store. And for some reason, when I get put on the spot like that, I just can’t come up with good, CLEAN, jokes for kids!

To help myself out, I’ve put together an ongoing list of some of my favorites  We have knock-knock jokes, groaners, knee-slappers. But most importantly, it’s an easy page to bookmark and reference whenever you need to come up with a quick list of clean short jokes for kids. But it’s good to remember …

He who laughs last…  Didn’t get the joke!

So buckle that seatbelt, hit the gas, and prepare to have your funny bone tickled with some of the best travel jokes and short puns for kids!


Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?

They’re Hill Areas


Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square


Why did the old lady fall in the well?

Because she didn’t see that well


What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor.



More Great Short Puns For Kids

Are you still with me? These short puns and travel jokes just keep coming in. Do you have new ones to share? Make sure you send me an e-mail or drop it in the comments below. We have to keep those kids laughing!


What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?

It’s a terminal illness


When getting on a bus I turned to my kids and said:

Don’t just stand there, Bus to move!


What do you drink while riding a camel?

Camel-mile tea


What travels around the world but stays in one place?

A Stamp


Where do sheep go on vacation?

To the baaaaaahamas 



Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase?

He already had a trunk!


I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into …

FinnAir!


I’d love to go to Holland one day …

Wooden Shoe?


I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey

But I turned myself around.


A time traveler was in a restaurant.  He liked it so much …

He went back four seconds.



And The Travel Puns Keep Rolling!

When you travel as much as our family does, you can’t get enough travel puns to keep the kids occupied. It’s not rare for us to be stuck in a car or bus together for hours at a time. If you have some to share, let me know!


What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A Pool table


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A carrot


Why don’t ants get sick? 

Because they have little anty-bodies


What do you call a fish with no eyes? 

Fsh


What’s brown and sticky? 

 A stick


Which country has the most germs?

Germany


An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” 

“Oui.” 

“Sí.” 

“Ja.”


Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after Gods?

Well, except for Earth.

It’s named after all that stuff on the ground.


Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.


More Travel Jokes for Kids!

Our favorite travel jokes always resonate best after we’ve been to an awesome destination. There’s something about touching on a familiar topic that really gets kids excited.


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey pirate, you have a steering wheel coming out the front of your pants!”

Then the pirate says, “Argh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!


Knock knock-

Who’s there?

Owls

Owls who?

 Yes, they do!


What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxi’s


I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to.

But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.


How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian


How do you stop Canadian Bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its little rock and broom.


I’ll make sure to keep this list of travel jokes for kids up-to-date so that there are some fresh new laughs for your next road trip.  If you have a favorite travel joke, pun or one-liner (keep it clean please, this is about family travel), don’t forget to put it in the comments below so we can add it to the list!

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Best Travel Jokes for a Road Trip with kids

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Kevin Wagar

Kevin Wagar is a creative designer and technology expert living in the Greater Toronto Area. His beautiful wife Christina impressed on him her love of travel and they have made exploring the world an integral part of their life.
With the birth of their two boys, Kevin and Christina have made it their mission to show others that travelling with children isn't as scary as it sounds and that kids can benefit from experiencing the world outside of their front door and beyond.
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6 Comments

  1. Too funny! I repeated most of these jokes to my husband because they crack me up.

    I also laughed when you said you couldn’t come up with good CLEAN jokes for kids when put on the spot like that!

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