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When traveling with kids, it always helps to have a few jokes up your sleeve. My kids are always putting me on spot. They ask me for my best travel jokes when we are on road-trips, planes, or even just at the grocery store. And for some reason, when I get put on the spot like that, I just can’t come up with good, CLEAN, jokes for kids! So to help myself out, I’ve put together an ongoing list of some of my favorite We have knock-knock jokes, groaners, knee-slappers. But most importantly, it’s an easy page to bookmark and reference whenever you need to come up with a quick list of clean short jokes for kids.
So buckle that seatbelt, hit the gas, and prepare to have your funny bone tickled with some of the best travel jokes for kids!
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
Because she didn’t see that well
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor.
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?
It’s a terminal illness
When getting on a bus I turned to my kids and said:
Don’t just stand there, Bus to move!
What do you drink while riding a camel?
What travels around the world but stays in one place?
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baaaaaahamas
Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase?
He already had a trunk!
I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into …
I’d love to go to Holland one day …
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey
But I turned myself around.
A time traveler was in a restaurant. He liked it so much …
He went back four seconds.
What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A Pool table
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What’s brown and sticky?
Which country has the most germs?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey pirate, you have a steering wheel coming out the front of your pants!”
Then the pirate says, “Argh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!
Yes, they do!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to.
But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’ll make sure to keep this list of travel jokes for kids up-to-date so that there are some fresh new laughs for your next road trip. If you have a favorite travel joke, pun or one-liner (keep it clean please, this is about family travel), don’t forget to put it in the comments below so we can add it to the list!
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With the birth of their two boys, Kevin and Christina have made it their mission to show others that travelling with children isn't as scary as it sounds and that kids can benefit from experiencing the world outside of their front door and beyond.
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